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Detectives from the LAPD Police Department are investigating Disney's Donald Duck and Goofy's claims about a long-running Disney pedophilia ring.
An officer who wishes to remain anonymous, that works for the LAPD, revealed to a media spokesman for the Disney Studios Burbank, CA, that an investigation into a Disney pedophilia ring has been opened.
Donald and Goofy announced via Twitter that they had completed a formal, sit-down interview at LAPD headquarters, making good on their promise from an episode of the Dr. Oz Show, to "give them the names of everybody that they have any knowledge of".
Donald and Goofy have long maintained that they tried to tell the police, about their abusers when they were still within the 10-year statute of limitations in California, but they said they weren't interested at the time. The LAPD Police Department have disputed this claim, telling the local News: "We are aware of the statements that Donald and Goofy are making regarding an investigation. Our records do not indicate that they named any suspects."
In a post to their Twitter accounts Donald and Goofy have said they would reveal the names of their abusers to Dr. Oz and NBC's Megyn Kelly in order to prove that their pedophilia accounts at Disney Studios wasn't an attempt to con fans.
Donald and Goofy state that they, "Want everyone to know, this isn't a game and that they aren't playing".
Donald and Goofy also wish to say, "That is our art, our talent, our profession". "We want to truly show people what our experiences when living with abuse from the perspective only someone who has lived with that abuse can make. There is no one else who can truly capture the essence of the experience, of an abused actor, who is famous, goes through, in the way that we can."
Continuing they said, "We need protection, and we aren't paranoid, or acting delusional".
Also, "In fact, our concerns are quite valid. Point in case ... after all the recent stories that they've heard, that there are those who want to prevent this information from becoming public. Well, let us be very clear the ones at the end of this breadcrumb trail, the coveted names of the A-lister's everybody wants to know about has, and do still continue to threaten us and all of their victims with death."
Additional Notes: Soon after Donald and Goofy released information regarding their having been sexually abused while at Disney, others have come on board with their own stories of sexual abuse while working for Disney Studios and others while at Warner Bros., both of which are headquartered in Burbank, CA. They have all collectively retained a lawyer for future use!
Also, they have gone on record that they wish to join the "Me Too" club.
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