Richard Rawlings' Possible Illegitimate Child - Justin Bieber

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Everybody makes mistakes. Sometimes you forget to close the gas cap on your car or you forget to give the teller back her pen at the bank, and sometimes you end up making bigger mistakes and then try to avoid the mother of your bastard child and her persistent attorneys.

It happens. But when famous people make mistakes, the whole world ends up knowing about it –- eventually, anyway. And enough famous people have made that age old mistake.

Or maybe, just maybe, we believe that children everywhere should have the right to know their fathers. Yeah… that’s it. Unless of course, one of us happens to be that father, in which case, we would tell you the same thing we told the judge: that bitch is lying, your honor!

Richard is an entrepreneur, auto mechanic, race car driver and media personality. He is the star of the reality television show Fast N' Loud on Discovery Channel. He is also a proprietor of the Gas Monkey Garage as well as both the Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill and Gas Monkey Live music venues in Dallas,Texas.

In 2014 and 2015, Rawlings was featured in national television commercials promoting Dodge vehicles and Dodge vehicle financing.

Before he was famous he served as a firefighter, police officer, and paramedic before building a printing and advertising company from the ground up. He eventually sold the company to fund Gas Monkey Garage.

The satire contained in this article and the fictional nature of it's content – even if based on real people and however similar to real events, is solely for entertainment.

Freeman Fly Takes A Job At Walmart Stocking Shelves

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Freeman Fly is working nights at Walmart!   The corporate giant!

Respected and admired conspiracy theorist Freeman Fly, known worldwide for his body of research in the conspiracy field, is back at work in the real world!

Freeman Fly has taken an entry-level job position at Walmart as a stock associate which involves moderate-to-heavy labor. His primary job duties will include loading and unloading shipments, organizing backroom spaces, constructing displays, and stocking shelves.

Says Freeman, "I now have a steady job".

At least since January, 2016.

Freeman Fly, has been on the forefront of conspiracy theory for nearly two decades. Freeman created the first documentary on HAARP and televised the first documentary on chemtrails.

"He's been honored by the Mayan shamans and blessed by the King of Bungalung while enlightening the world on the occult aspects of Hollywood, technology, and politics with his TV show the Freeman Perspective."

Freeman has lectured around the world and he unveils the inner-workings of secret societies such as, the Freemasons and shows you the direction this New World is going. Freeman starts where Alex Jones leaves off. In the spirit of David Icke and James Redfield, Freeman illustrates a world that is both cosmic and miraculous.

He presents hope displayed in the creative spirit of humanity.

Freeman is an internationally- known award-winning TV producer, film maker, radio talk show host and lecturer. Freeman is considered an expert in the fields of the occult, trauma-based mind control, Illuminati symbolism, and ancient civilizations.

Freeman graduated with an Associates of Arts with honors in Interdisciplinary Studies and attended Kansas University, specializing in ancient and environmental architecture.

Freeman has lectured extensively on the secret signs and symbolism of Freemasonry, the ancient astronaut hypothesis, trauma-based mind control, social engineering, government conspiracy, human cloning, technologies of the future and synchronicity.

Freeman publicly announced his fears that a false flag event would occur on 9/11, that "W" would be forced into office, the economy would collapse on 10/13 and that the next President of America would have his natural born status questioned.

Freeman has appeared in the studio with Alex Jones and has been guest on many radio shows including: Dr. Deagle's Nutri-Medical Report, Texe Marrs' Power of Prophecy, Outside the Box, Deadline Live, The American Voice with Gianni Hayes Ph. D., Intel Strike Report, Paranormal Response Team, Kevin Smith Show, and Ground Zero Lounge.

Freeman has been a guest on many international broadcasts including Red-Ice Creations in Sweden, Edge Media TV in England, and Conspiracy Hunters in Australia.

Freeman's articles have been published in Drunvalo Melchezidek's Spirit of Ma'at, DavidIcke.com, and The Sovereign NY publications.

As president of Blue Fly Productions Freeman produced and hosted an Austin based TV show "The Freeman Perspective" in which Freeman interviews some of the leading thinkers of our time such as, Michael Tsarion, Texe Marrs, Gaylon Ross, Dr. Michael Salla, Stewart and Janet Swerdlow, Eric Jon Phelps, Alan Watt, and exclusive interviews from magicians such as Paul Laffoley, Isaac Bonewitz, and Rex Diabolus Church of the Church of Satan.

Freeman performed in and documented the first ever all night Winter Solstice ceremony with the Mayans at the pyramids in Tikal. The film is in production and a short film of the event placed in the One Minute Shift competition for the Institute of Noetic Sciences.

Freeman's film subjects include the occult meanings of corporate logos, America's goddess, Columbia, weather modification and space-based weapons, chemtrails, ancient astronauts, Anna Nicole's death, Britney Spears and Disney mind control, cloning technology in the ancient past and today.

Concerning his new job, "Freeman says this is the job that I have always wanted.  The universe has guided me here. It's synchronistic. I'll probably work here till I'm 84."

He has also stated, "I am truly blessed".

Frater X Freeman's best friend says, "That he's happy for Freeman and that he's considering a job in the deli area of his local Walmart! He says that he's has worked in the past as a line cook."

Walmart has released a statement concerning Freeman's employment with them, that they're happy for him and wish that he'll have many years as an associate in their store!

And that Walmart is proud to have Freeman aboard.


Update As Per Freeman: 

Freeman wants everyone to know that he loves his job at Walmart and that he's received one raise already and that maybe early in the spring of 2018 he'll possibly get a major promotion in his department. He says he'll keep everyone up to date and informed as to any changes that come to pass. 10/17

Note: Freeman was issued a blank badge for this photo op as per Walmart's request!

Freeman's Website

The satire contained in this article and the fictional nature of it's content – even if based on real people and however similar to real events, is solely for entertainment.